I want to try something.

  • Some dried fruits:
    • Raisins, dark and golden
    • Dried cranberries
    • Dried and candied citrus peel
    • Dried and candied ginger
    • Some chopped apples
    • Maybe some chopped prunes or dates if I’m in the mood
  • Some Norfolk punch or port or something that I can get in a small bottle
  • Some garam masala or other appropriate spices
  • About half a stick of butter
  • Maybe some brown sugar, I don’t know
  • Am wondering about some pemmican or other chopped or shredded dried meat; the thing is, processed meat makes me queasy just as a general idea.

Dump it all in a crock pot and let it simmer for however long seems right. Stick it in jars. See what happens if I make pies out of it.