Being a blissfully out of touch middle-aged fart

1) I have no idea who or what Bruno Mars is but apparently he was involved in the Superbowl in some way.

2) I will award Bonus Age Points to anyone who understands why the juxtaposition of the words “Mars” and “football” makes me think of Otis Sistrunk.

(Note: Bonus Age Points are not redeemable in any retail or wholesale outlet for anything of value whatsoever.)