Discussing copyright on the Interwebz

Pebble: “I’ve just done XYZ, and would like to know if it’s legal.”

Avalanche: “I’m totally not a lawyer, and I will now proceed to pull a million hypothetical and uninformed scenarios out of my butt, so here we go.”

“Someone once did that to me and it made me cry, so therefore it’s illegal.”

“My dog just peed on the floor.”

“If I ran the universe, it would be legal for me, at least.”

“I want a turkey sandwich.”

“My sister’s best friend’s gardener’s cousin is a custody lawyer, and he might know.”

“My mother died choking on a turkey sandwich, so you are a big meanie for making jokes about turkey sandwiches.”

What did they say about the million monkeys and Shakespeare … ?