How you know that the world truly has gone to hell in a handbasket: when actual newspaper headlines begin to resemble an eerie combination of an Irwin Allen movie and a Three Stooges 2-reeler. To wit: “CIA thwarts new al-Qaida underwear bomb plot.”
I fail to see what the perpetrator of this one expects to DO with those 77 virgins once he gets to the afterlife.
Dude, you blew your crotch off. The virgins are playing pinochle. Maybe they’ll deal you in if you ask nice.
Even within the confines of one’s homicidal delusions, one should plan ahead and strive for internal consistency.