I hate the happy farmer.

I don’t know why he’s so happy. Maybe he’s malicious. There can be no other reason for why he’d be so effing happy while he’s making me suffer. He’s a sociopath.

I hate that stinking cold C on the A string. I’ve tried so many little things to get it to work better and there isn’t one. I tried keeping 1 down on the D string so I could hit the C on the A string relative to that instead of plopping 1-2 down on the A cold. No dice. There is no way to put 1 on the D string so that it isn’t in the way of the open A nor the C on the G string that pops up in the next measure.

I hope his farm is right in the middle of the Dust Bowl and locusts attack it.