I’m going to print out Rachmaninoff’s MM#4 and make a complete fool of myself with it tonight.
Update: No, I’m not. I just can’t be that stupid.
Update #2: I think I can make a more productive idiot out of myself with Falla’s Vida Breve. I might be able to at least get it in gear and roll forward enough to hop the curb with that one. With the Rach, I wouldn’t even find the keys. Or the door handle for that matter.