A brief dialogue

“Why can’t I get this right?! This sounds awful!”

“You’ve had two glasses of wine, idiot. Lower your standards or else wait until it’s out of your system.”

With the viola, I don’t go near it after even a half-glass because I’m worried about dropping it. With the piano, I can still sit in front of the thing and bang on it in that condition, which is both blessing and curse.

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